Big Dick Unicorn

A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.

Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.

by NobodyWantedThisName May 27, 2020

big dick energy

chungha is big dick energy herself. chungha makes me so gay for her like she fucking radiates massive big dick energy.

- madi ( lovelyyuwin )

no one:
absolutely no one:
me: wow chungha radiates big dick energy so much it’s wild

by lovelyyuwin May 28, 2019

eatin da dick up

eatin da dick up means you are bothering someone, like roasting or you are constantly making someone mad by picking with them.

johnny- wyd
sophie - eatin da dick up
jonny- whos?
sophie- mia's

by k3toicy May 10, 2023

Dick

Used as a noun, a dick, refers to any type of firearm. I.e. a pistol, AR, shotgun etc.

"I am legally required to inform I am strapped, please believe I always keep the dick on me"
"Talking a lot of shit for someone who dont got a dick"

by TheRealistNGM May 31, 2020

ramp up my dick game

The act of being more of a dick. One may feel compelled to be more of a dick if it's insinuated he is weak, beta, or too polite given the social circumstances.

There is no sexual connotation. Literal dicks and literal ramps are not involved in ramping one's dick game.

I gotta ramp up my dick game for Camsteven because she's been whipping me.

by Cristo39 November 4, 2019

Dick water

When your girl is on her period and f her anyway and proceed to the bathroom to wash the blood off your sick. The water you take from the faucet and splash your dick with, as it hits the ground becomes “Dick Water”

“Why the hell can’t you clean up that Dick Water that’s on the bathroom floor, I hate stepping in that.”

by H2orocks3000 May 28, 2022

Grampy Dick

Also known as impotence or erectile disfunction, is a chronic condition that occurs when a man is unable to get or maintain an erection firm enough for sexual intercourse.

She said nothing happened between y'all.. I guess all that coke you keep snortin' gave you grampy dick.

by G. Twilight March 20, 2024