dick

your current friends boyfriend

"ugh why is he being suck a dick to you"

by he is a bastard June 10, 2020

Stick your dick in a tagine

Regional variation on "Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut." Used to tell someone to fuck off or scram.

Quit bothering me! Go stick your dick in a tagine, why don't you?

by Alphonse the Great September 6, 2022

Sometiming Dick

Sex from a man not as often as you like or when he wants it, but not when you want it.

He wanted pussy last week and he got it. You want dick now and he can't "guarantee" it. - Sometiming Dick

by Nicky Bobbi September 23, 2022

Dick

In New Zealand, a Dick (Pronounced Deck by Aussies) is a hard space, that is most enjoyed outside. Being on the Dick is a great place to be, but make sure you don't fall off. Many Dicks come in many sizes and colors, and shapes. Some people preffer a Small Dick, while others love a big Dick to party on. Sometimes in the summer, a Dick can get very dry and damaged, and in the winter a Dick can get very wet. All Dicks should support at least ten people on and should be very hard. This is why looking after your Dick should be important, otherwise, nobody would want to be on your Dick.

Ohh my, he has the biggest Dick in the neighborhood.

Gotta clean my Dick before they come, look at the state of it?

by Crazy Mozambician September 2, 2019

Double Dutch Dick

Double Dutch, but with Dicks.

Joe took those guys out for a game of double dutch dick.

by Shmavery October 13, 2019

Dick

A large mushroom that hangs off a males body. Grows when sucked.

that man has a dick.

by Heroine 101 January 3, 2019

Sirachi Dick

When you touch your penis after using siracha sauce without wiping your hands and your penis burns like no tomorrow to the point where you need to waterboard your own cock to cool it off.

Jacob got Sirachi dick after spending another night alone jerking off with siracha sauce

by Ajslabs February 13, 2023