An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.
Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.
Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.
"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.
by SecondManInTights November 15, 2018
Get the Ass Clownmug. by niggamoped July 5, 2019
Get the nigga assmug. having a large bubble butt
by shania twain’s biggest fan February 6, 2021
Get the hockey assmug. 2orry ii hadnt pegged you a2 a honky a22 liicker but ii 2hould have known better.
(urbandictionary is being dumb, it requires me to use the phrase honky ass licker in here)
(urbandictionary is being dumb, it requires me to use the phrase honky ass licker in here)
by geese_official December 20, 2019
Get the honky ass lickermug. by Christittymcgee January 17, 2019
Get the Cactus Assmug. Jennifer lacks depth, doesn't have street smarts. She is an ass rim. Faking it with no clue. Jennifer is an ass rim
by Rad007 November 7, 2018
Get the ass rimmug. by Booty_Popin December 7, 2011
Get the Ass chongermug.