July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.
Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
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Get the National boink day mug.National guppie day takes place on august 2nd. It’s to appericate my gorgeous amazing girlfriend. She’s the most beautiful, kind, funny and genuine person you’d ever meet. She’s amazing to be around is going to be an amazing mother one day, I love my guppie. My pretty girl, I love you so much to the moon and back.
No example for y’all, she’s mine and only mine so you can’t be using this name. August 2nd is for her and her only. Too bad so sad, I got the best girl in the world but since I have to. National guppie day is the day you worship and appericate the one and only guppie
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Get the National Guppie Day mug.Today, the 20. of may, any girl/boy finds it pleasant if the other sex (optional) puts theire hands in the others pants and grab that ass, pussy or dick
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Guy : „thanks“
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Girl :„wow, thank you so much“
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