finger up dick

A type of 0.1 incher finger and that 0.2 inch dick. But what if you need to piss would you piss the finger out with the piss or would you piss on that finger then stick it in your mouth.?

Yo bruv, shut the fuck up you finger up dick.

by animelover69drinkinwine September 27, 2020

Dick

Something i like to suck

Josh- what did you do last night
Hayden- sucked your dick
Josh- thats right, you were good to

by Gay_human April 23, 2022

stepdaughter dick

When a man’s flaccid penis lies to the side or edge of the bed so that it’s readily available for a stepdaughter to sneak into the bedroom, pull up the sheets and partake of that taboo fruit.

Tamara peeked in her mom’s bedroom and crawled over to her stepfather’s side of the bed. She slowly lifted up the comforter and said, “It’s pointed right at me. Just like he promised when he said, ‘Sneak in anytime and get you some stepdaughter dick’.”

by Disgruntled Preacher November 15, 2022

Dick butt

When your dick smells like butt or stinky asshole

I rubbed the head of my penis and it smelled like dick butt

by Beast Gohan January 5, 2025

dick-space

allotted time spent apart from your significant other based on reasons related to smoldering, over-cuddling, sleeping-in, and overall depth or breadth of the situation

Mike sat in the distillery quaffing a bier to get dick-space from his girlfriend.

by jmaffy November 4, 2021

dicks per cubic inch

An unofficial measurement consisting of using human penises to measure an object's volume, accurately.

1 dspci = 5 inches of cock

Since my pencil is about 1.2 dicks per cubic inch, I tried to shove it up in my dream anus and now it's stuck.

by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021

dick spooning

When two guys (knobheads) try to dock, and fail, so they lay their dicks next to each other like they’re spooning.

Dave: Hey James what are you up to?
James: Nothing much, wanna dock?
Dave: Nah bro, I just wanna dick spoon tonight

Dave and James enjoyed dick spooning a lot

by Richard_69 October 26, 2017