Your Dick

A microscopic object attached to your crotch.

Big dick randy: YOUR DICK IS TINY
Jeremy: ah shit you're right

by PalistanBall December 29, 2024

Dick sucked

Deepthroating hardstroking facefucking
Knight stick spitting enjoying being a throat beast where ever when ever possible to the opposite sex this excludes trannies

Man I really wanna get my dick sucked right now

by anonymous December 21, 2019

Dick Beetle

The Dick Beetle Aka the sloppy term for Crabs. The little beetles who craw around your genitalia

Hey Mike where did you get those Dick Beetles. You know that cunt Rhonda got them from her damn Dick Beetles.

by Jacktplier March 26, 2024

dick

The guy that sells athletic stuff

I wonder how many sporting goods dick has?

by Just an irrelevant dumbass May 31, 2023

dick

it’s very large

my friends sucks dick

by jojo swia the 24th September 5, 2022

Slick a Dick

To sloppely nibble a loved ones ear

Now thats ”clappes hands” a slick a dick

Its not a nibble, its a slick a dick

by SlickaDick April 14, 2024

Dick On Salt (DOS)

When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.

-What's up?
-Ah, nothing but did you hear that Jake has Dick On salt (DOS)
-What a soy boy

by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2021