Lesbian dick

When you’re arguing with your partner and can’t come up with a better insult.

Fuck you, you lesbian dick

by Thatbitchfromtheblock August 12, 2024

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dick riding fallacy

Dick riding fallacy is when a character you praise or have biased towards a character. and even get offended when people have different opinions about this said character. If they insult you because of your opinion of the character or keep bothering you because of them they commit a dick riding fallacy

“Your character has flaws”
“NO HE DOES NOT AND EVEN IF HE DOES NOT PROVRE IT”
“Damn bro it’s not that serious

“IDGAF PROVE HE HAS FLAWS ILL DEFEND MY CHARACTER NO MATTER WHAT EVEN IF THIER NOT GONNA LET ME HIT.
“Bitch I don’t have to prove it to state it gtf out of my face you just committed a dick riding fallacy.

by 1wankbank August 15, 2024

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Community Dick

Everyone in the world shares the same little shrimp

Made by AVA AND NEVAEH

@avalyssa2
@iiineaaaa
on gram

Yo AVA did you hear NEVAEH fucked on him. She got a taste of that community dick. How bout dem apples.

by iiineaaaa March 25, 2025

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jarvis dick suck

when a girl is sucking your dick and she straight up turns into iron man

"Ayo bro my girlfriend gave me the jarvis dick suck"
"Dude what get out of my house who are you"

by enter186here March 25, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

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Turtle Dick

Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.

I'd love to have sex with you but I took 100 mg of adderal and I've got turtle dick.

by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025

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