National Grab Ass Day

On August 1st it’s national grab ass day, get prepared to get your ass grabbed
“Hey man did you know today is national grab ass day *grabs ass*”
by Kenz9 August 01, 2022
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Ass Poseidon

When you squirt watery shit straight out your ass with the force of Poseidon himself
Jake, my tummy is doing a gurgley wurgley. Looks like I’m going to have Ass Poseidon tonight…
by Speedge McFast August 12, 2022
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ass spout

well...a spout coming out your ass? idk..im just a humble game developer.
"oi hector, i swear your mum uses an ass spout mate."
by ohcaydenmycayden November 29, 2022
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shitty ass gif

Dad : *Send Gifs*
Mom : this is a shitty ass gif. im demand a divorce
by Naufalicious December 05, 2024
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ass-ault

An efficient, simple word to replace the more complex "anal assault of a sexual nature" because, well, that is an unnecessarily complex, redundant phrase.
Bob feared his time in prison. He knew daily, even hourly ass-ault was on the menu for him in an "all you can eat" banquet sort of way, since he was new meat in the con-dom. He would come prepared. He would not lose this opportunity of a lifetime. He went on a rigorous training program of dealing with lawyers and duct cleaners, always bending over and taking one for the team. He knew how to fit it in anywhere. And he would not climax until his way had been had at least daily.
by You rReal Name July 09, 2020
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poptart ass niggas

Poptart ass niggas refers to a lightskin, mixed-breed, jellybean, who is too pussy to do anything.
"Hey, look! They some poptart ass niggas!" - Huncho Da Demon
by Huncho and Mon$tr February 08, 2019
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