If you love your girlfriend, then you surely do love her ass too. If she loves you she will send you a picture of her ass.
William: Hey do you know what day it is.
Emma: What day is it?
William: it's national send ass pictures
Emma: What day is it?
William: it's national send ass pictures
by Sir Timothy February 23, 2025
Get the National send ass picturesmug. by muíamor October 19, 2019
Get the My ass crack daymug. Refers to da sarcastic expressing of one's lack of respect for a particular fellow human by either braying like a donkey or mooning him.
An "ultimate" or "deluxe" form of ass-sassing someone would be if you are able to "train" your sphincter --- i.e., learn to precisely tighten or relax your butt-muscles during flatulence to make your farts "toot" at different pitches --- to hee-haw; that way, you can both drop your pants in da direction of whomever you are ridiculing AND give him a nice loud raspy-raucous "mule-whinney" at da same time.
by QuacksO April 1, 2020
Get the ass-sassingmug. by Your mom super gay January 11, 2020
Get the Lard assmug. It's when going down the road and you see a cop who is frisking a local drug dealer you feel the urge to roll down the window and yell "check his ass".
Jimmy say hey Bobby is that sergio that sold you that bunk shit getting hemmed up by the cops. Bobby says lets get him Jimmy yells. CHECK HIS ASS
by Jimmycrackpipe August 8, 2016
Get the check his assmug. 
by HaAids October 14, 2018
Get the Your Assmug.