Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.

1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.

by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021

Ass bigat

When your boyfriend is a douche but he doesn’t like the word douche. So you substitute it.

Wow, that frat boy is such an ass bigat for wearing those salmon pants and boat shoes.

by Yogirlayy October 28, 2017

Pancake ass

The Addis flat

Ay yo wassup.ay man my new girl got pancake ass!

by Alex Reid plop October 10, 2019

ass boss

When your boss is a complete ass to everyone in the office

You know jimmy is the worse ass boss I have ever had

by Bigmouthmama March 22, 2017

Lard-Ass

It's a fat ass person who holds they're 5 buck box from taco Bell while also holding they 20 piece Mc nuggets from McDonald's. They also way about as much as a bus...

I saw a Lard-Ass ordering everything of of the McDonald's Menu.

by Yur a face October 13, 2019

Teacher’s Ass Kisser

Mostly like a teacher’s pet but 1000% times worse.

A Teacher’s Ass Kisser (TSA) will act like the teacher in hope of getting good grades.

Principle: Stundents we have a new teacher.
Teacher: Hey Gu..
TSA: Hey sir I am Todd and I can’t wait to finally get to know you, you see there are some ......

Whisper
Kid 1: Jesus Todd is a teacher’s ass kisser
Kid 2 I know right.

by <Secret> June 10, 2018

copy catter ass ho

Some "me too" ass bitch. Just can't think for herself; always on some other bitch time.....

Friend: Who still wears Michael Kors bags? Shit trash.

Copy Catter Ass Ho: *gives MK bag back to her mother*
Omg, yaaass! Bitches bums!

😒 BRUH.....

by Smylii June 14, 2017