National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

limp dick politics

The majority of modern day politics, where politicians resort to name calling and seeing who can piss off the other through childish tactics and blatant hypocrisy rather than meaningfully challenging their opponents on their ideas.

"Sleepy Joe is such a loser, he did bad in school."
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".

by Lengend47 January 6, 2021

Dick

a dick is a penis
a part of a males body
likes to be sucked
over rated
dick head

His dick was massive
I like to suck his dick
You are such a dick head

by pooooo2323232325531 August 15, 2022

dick swo

Getting a new audio sound system for your car, with an amp, a sub, and a new display

"Yo DJ, did you get yo dick swo this weekend?" "Yes my car sounds so nice I should have got my dick swo a long time ago"

by Nole Ksum March 5, 2023

SUCK ME DICK

when you want someone to suck your dick

Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"

by A dick sucker March 24, 2021

Dead Dick And Chips

Its like saying dead ass but way better and people are much more likely to believe you than the basic "Dead Ass" and the and chips acts as a on god replacement.

Did you get the meat out of the freezer? bro I swear I did like "Dead Dick And Chips mom"

by ZeFleas November 8, 2021

Dick

horny thing that goes big when extra horny

I have a big dick, HMU

by DickStick42 December 15, 2021