by The bro code 420 February 16, 2018
by Onyxia83 October 01, 2023
When a woman recognizes she's obsessing and analyzing about a new guy too much, she goes on other dates to occupy her mind.
Jane told me she can't stop thinking about that bearded lumberjack, with the house on the lake she had coffee with. She's rereading texts, googling his name, stalking on Facebook, you name it! Realizing she's entering psycho mode, she's been right-swiping on Tinder day and night to line up Distraction Dick to keep herself sane.
by Ekenned1 March 10, 2023
After Dick is the cuddle period after sex in which the partners spoon. This particular act of cuddling makes the woman feel loved, cared for and or very secure. The woman shows this feeling of love or security by reaching around, grabbing her lover's arm and wrapping it around her. It is often capped off by either intimate talks or sleep.
Damn girl...the dick was good but the After Dick had me going nuts. I blew up his phone like 50 times the next day.
by The OriginalStealth February 01, 2019
by Hairyboy2000 January 28, 2015
Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.
by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025
The term used when you gut wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car
by Dick pickle April 14, 2018