Bleeding From Your Ass

That moment when you are wearing white pants, period underwear, a tampon, and a pad but coochie blood goes through all that anyway, but you've been laying down on the floor for some reason and your coochie blood touches your asshole. So then you get up and the coochie blood is right in your ass crack showing through your pants.

Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?

Random person: "DIOS MÍO!!!! Líza you're bleeding from your ass!"

Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."

by ItIsLizaNotLisaGetItRight January 27, 2023

“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

botch ass nokka

call somebody this when they’re getting on your nerves and they start being on ya dikk

yo aaron you a botch ass nokka

by tikitikiland January 30, 2023

son-of-an-ass

A slightly more caustic way of calling a person a dick.

"Ugh, Kieran. That son-of-an-ass. He's been asking for my wi-fi password every day since I moved here."

by aussieathart January 30, 2023

black ass nigga

A term to describe black person when they offend you.

LeQuisha is a black ass nigga.

by Gaydolf Nigler January 30, 2023

bitch ass

a person who is a bitch

dennis corn is a bitch ass

by hshKqjs January 31, 2023

Rowers ass

When after a period of time the skin around a rowers ass crack starts to rip off and tear from working hard on either the erg or in the boat. Usually leading to stinging pain whenever rowing, sitting or when water gets on the effected area

Dude that row sucked. My rowers ass was stinging the entire time.

Yea man mine too, I cant even take a shower now.

Yea it sucks

by Hailedtooth January 31, 2023