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National fuck anything day

On April 14th you have the rights to fuck anything because it’s National fuck anything day
Example:
Boy: hey wanna fuck?
Girl: ew no, u ugly mf
Boy: okay, then i’ll go fuck a shredder
Girl: why?

Boy: because it’s national fuck anything day!
by StankyOldPenis21 April 14, 2021
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National Beat Up A Libtard Day

A day celebrated every year on April 6th that involves beating up any libtard the left wing who does not believe in conservative ideologies. This day can be celebrated via: assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a non-deadly weapon, slapping a liberal with a comically large hot dog, wood chipper, and reporting them to immigration authorities.
I caught my son reading his liberal math textbook; I'm going to put him in a wood chipper on National Beat Up a Libtard Day!
by CharlieFriction April 5, 2025
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Mpreg Day

Mpreg Day, falling on June 30th, is a day to celebrate Mpreg
"Happy Mpreg day!"

"Thanks I need to go visit AO3."
by Bunkle July 30, 2025
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international molly and david day

a day where molly and david’s join together in celebration of their love and happiness
“oh yeah it’s international Molly and David day so I’m meeting up with my bf today to celebrate!”
by mpypop July 26, 2022
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Murder the member day

On December 18th, the owner will exact vengeance on the members who have tormented him. This only lasts one day, and the member is unable to stop the destruction.
Member: That was a wonderful event yesterday, where we beat up the owner.
Owner: It's now my turn to seek vengeance it's Murder the member day.
Member: Oh nooooo!
by Seiferious December 17, 2021
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October 19.National Friendzone Day

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO
by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019
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Day dreamer meat beater

An insult used by 10th graders dating 7th graders trying to defend how disgusting they are
“I’m dating a 7th grader, and this guy knows how wrong it is, He’s a day dreamer meat beater
by anonymous March 31, 2023
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