Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick

A filthy penis that is stubby and shaped like a corkscrew.

Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.

by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021

dirty craddy

For a gentleman to liberally apply his post-coital smegma to the eyelids of his sleeping lover so that come the dawn, when she wakes, she firstly thinks she has had a great nights sleep, and then secondly, as she wipes them, the salt rehydrates and slips into her eyes, thus making her seemingly cry - from which one may take secondary satisfaction from the fact your kin-folk will believe she is heart-broken to leave - all red eyed and teary.

“If I may be so bold, sir, I saw Lady Claire leaving your chambers earlier. She looked rather upset with red eyes. You really are a heart-breaker sir”

“Nah, I just gave her the ol’dirty Craddy Tony, but don’t tell anyone”

“Legend, sir. Legend”

by Rachel1980 June 24, 2023

Dirty Caban

A dirty Caban is a building in which 20 men diddle with each other with rusty mining equipment in the bum hole simultaneously whilst jizzing on metamorphic rocks. The last person to jizz has 30g of dynamite stuffed into their erect penis before exploding. This game lasts 20 rounds in which a handgun with 20 bullets are available. The last standing receives a dirty Ben and a balsam pass.

Master balsam: keep picking the balsam slave boy or i will strip you of your rights and give you a dirty caban.

by BalsamDiddler July 25, 2025

Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022

Dirty Darris

He’s a good little boy.

Have you heard about the dirty Darris?

Yes. He’s a good little husband.

by Drdw June 17, 2023

Hotdog dirty

A level of uncleanliness that is beyond the normal amount. It is not a degree of dirty that can be achieved through normal means of grime acquisition. Hotdog dirty is usually attained by gaining a persistent amount of filth over an extended period of time, like that one gas station hotdog in the back of the roller.

The gym I've been going to for a few years now has never cleaned their locker rooms and can only be described as Hotdog Dirty.

by Gahbah November 13, 2020

Dirty Seoul

The act of wrapping kimchi around one’s genitalia and having your partner eat it.

Performing the Dirty Seoul spices up any relationship.

by A_Splice_of_Life April 21, 2020