dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025

Donut Dicking

When two or more homosexual males play ring-toss, using donuts and their erected penis.

Jay informed Brad that he prefers a chocolate glazed, when Donut Dicking.

by Officer Ramsey January 9, 2018

Dick Simoned

When nick simone is having sex with your girl

My girl came back late this morning and she wasn't answering her phone all night, I was worried sick!
Shoulda checked twatter, she was getting Dick Simoned

by ninjamuffin289 June 5, 2023

Dick McChicken

It's a fucking dick mcchicken. WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ):<

Me: Wow I'm down for some DICK McChicken, ya feel me,
You: No.
Me: Fucking get me a Dick McChicken

by UrWifeIsMine December 29, 2018

Dumb dick

Dick so good it made her dumb.

Guy: I dumb dicked the fuck out of Gina yesterday.

Girl: Oh my god, Tim totally gave me that dumb dick last night. It was amazing.

by Peepeeinthepoopoo January 27, 2024

dick

a man's penis.

person1: you have a fat dick person2: you mean I have fat penis? person1: yes person2: aw fuck

by swear guy September 16, 2023

Dick tickling

An absolute waste of time for everyone involved , except that jackass guy yr waiting for.. a good catch-all term for whatever moronic shit he got into left unsupervised for too long..

Sarah : " Fuckin a... We've been waiting in this abandoned asylum for 2 hours ... When is Steve-Dave coming with those drugs!"

Dale : " He just text for the third time that he's 10 minutes away but that's impossible. I don't think he has it and he's just out there driving around on an ass hat dick tickling adventure till he thinks of bull shit reason our money is gone.."

by TeamDykeSquad January 15, 2022