Dick Tracy

When you rub one out, then touch your face without washing your hands, and end up giving yourself Pink Eye. AKA Private Eye. Risk is elevated with ass play.

I just needed a release, but I ended up Dick Tracy'ing myself and had to go to urgent care.

by CondoleezzaBryce June 2, 2025

Cholesterol Dick

Used to define when a female gains weight sometime after intercourse with a male. Many factors can go into the increased wieght, such as depression, lack of exercise, or poor dieting. Implication is that the male has fatty semen.

"Hey have you seen Debra after her break up with Todd four months back?"

"Yeah, she let her ass go. Todd's got some serious cholesterol dick."

by ORegan March 22, 2015

hyped as dick

When you're a white boy and too hyped so dick is the only word that comes too mind. shout out to Ethan for coming up with this.

dude, i'm hyped as dick for this party!!!!!!!

by thasixgawd February 22, 2019

Octopus Dick

When a dick can be used just like the arm of an octopus. it usually doesn't get looked at as attractive.

Person 1: Yo homie u got a small ass dick bro
Person 2: nah homie I got the Octopus dick in my pants

by Trotec69420 November 30, 2020

Preston Moon's dick

The best dick in all of the land.

Thank God I left my boyfriend. Now I can enjoy Preston Moon's dick.

by Ugyfubuh March 3, 2024

DICk

If your a boy looking this up shame on you FAGGG. The dick is a body part located on a male or she/he

The dick is used to make babies

by Mikel big dick king June 14, 2019

Dick

Kianna is a dick with big boobs

Dick is kianna

by Tim Lu January 5, 2019