To be suffering from involuntary celibacy as a man. Usually the result of having been such a douche canoe that the women in the local area have submitted you and all your abuse to the local are we dating the same man chapter and now no woman with a brain in a 100 mile radius will have consensual sexual intercourse with you
Did you hear that Matt is suffering from Dry Dick Syndrome? After his last breakup went viral no woman wants to sleep with him. Its worse than having an STI!
by Aryabrynn June 21, 2025
Get the Dry Dick Syndromemug. The act of drawing a dick in the snow, usually either with one’s finger on the hood of a car or window, or for larger works by shuffling one’s feet along on a larger flat plane such as a field or yard. Similar to a snow angel, but cooler.
Johnny artfully whisked his finger through the powdery snow on the windshield of his neighbor’s Kia reveling in the reaction his snow dick was sure to elicit the following morning.
by Bobahotep July 14, 2023
Get the Snow dickmug. by Ilovecupcake4ever January 30, 2018
Get the Scuba dickingmug. When your being fucked in the ass, and you don't even know it.
by Ryan89_69 December 29, 2018
Get the Swift Dickmug. An extremely serious condition in which a mans dick turns a brownish/purple color. This results from possibly poop dick, dirty anal sex, Taco Bell, etc.
Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.
Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.
Hey, Mr. Taymen! Holy fucking shit, you’ve got a beef dick! (Mr. Taymen is a very large man)
Holy shit, how’d you get a hold of that beef dick?!
I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!
Holy shit, how’d you get a hold of that beef dick?!
I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!
by Piss House March 28, 2022
Get the Beef Dickmug. To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"
Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge
"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"
Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.
Similar to "so you think you're better than me"
Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge
"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"
Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.
Similar to "so you think you're better than me"
by $kweex December 4, 2020
Get the Putting his dick in the fridgemug. by eilish's wife November 6, 2020
Get the big dick energymug.