up a paddle without a creek

A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.
-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."
by Coran17 October 18, 2023
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Cut up list

When prisoners have their food cut up in smaller portions so they cannot use the certain food object af a weapon or sexual object
Cut up list...Hot dog, banana, apple,....
by Retnicz May 06, 2022
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Shet up

by Eudoraaaa November 26, 2022
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learnt up

It's like turn up ( highly intoxicated) but instead you are focused (with the assistance of ADD medications such as Adderall, Vvyvanse or Ritalin) and are extra focused on school. It simply makes even the most boring subjects sort of cool.
being defined as taking prescription medication such as address to increase performance in school work. " First we learn up then we turn up" (First we take an adderall, do all our school work and then celebrate by drinking excessively)

Being defined as learnt up means your on scholastic steroids
by magsvocabs December 09, 2015
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Spicing it up

ThatEmeraldPro's catch phrase for when he mean's to make something look better or sexy.
"Ok we are just gonna start spicing it up out here."
by ThatEmeraldPro July 08, 2016
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Straight up the glengarry

To penetrate the anus.

To go up the Garry Glitter (shitter)
things went well last night I went straight up the glengarry
by Jacoby84 January 09, 2017
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