Dick

big stick that is used for reproduction

He is fapping his dick in front of me

by Forever new September 21, 2022

dick swig

Verb. The act of indulging in another's alcoholic beverage due to a desire to get fucked up but unwillingness to refill one's own drink.

Mike is too lazy to make a new drink so he decided to dick swig Amanda's cocktail.

by Amanda Drew April 20, 2018

plush dick

when youve had so much sex that ur dick is swelling. same thing with fapping.

i got plush dick cuz i took multiple pics of mom taking a shit with a camera i taped onto the ceiling. and fapped to that too much! im suprised she didnt notice it. gonna have to edit the part out of my dad jacking off.

by nobody else here May 27, 2018

good dick energy

After good dick the woman becomes productive the following day

That man gave me good dick energy

by Good1234good1234 July 22, 2024

Dick

A rude, obnoxious, unkind human being

My husband is a dick

by Poosker October 3, 2021

Dog dick nothing

Doing absolutely nothing at all.

All he does is dog dick nothing.

by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016

Dick Weasel

Someone who weasels around for the dick.

God jared your such a dick weasel

by Zack And Cheese September 26, 2022