dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025

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dick wall

When a female or male interest has some many guys trying to get to her that it is nye impossible to even utter a word that will reach her ear.

Godamn bro I super liked her and sent her a DM but shits been on delivered and unread for weeks now. She got a dick wall in front of her.

by Mixiemac January 21, 2025

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corkscrew dick

Ask Hillary Duff. It was in her script from the series Younger starring Sutton Foster.

At least you don’t have corkscrew dick.

by TraciW January 21, 2025

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Mutual Dicking

The act of two people "screwing over" one another equally.

John complained about his order today, so we gave him a mutual dicking on the shipment of another order.

by ToeSniffer55 January 22, 2025

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When a man tries to use his perceived male superiority (physical, intellect, experience, seniority at work etc), this phrase can be offered in response by a female. Can be useful in dealing with attempts at mansplaining.

Derived from the phrase “wind your neck in”.

“I didn’t ask to be told how to get the computer to work, Roger. Wind your dick in!”

by Wight Eggy January 22, 2025

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