dick picking

Dick picking is the action of playing guitar (picking) with your penis. It can also be referred to as “dong picking” and is not to be confused with dick pics.

hey bro did you go to maroon 69’s last concert?

yeah man i did the dick picking was insane

by paremi02 November 2, 2021

dick in the butt as nigga

Some one who's bullshitting. Also may talk shit all the time and possibly be gay.

Aj is a dick in the butt as nigga, always got some shit to say, he's gotta be gay.

by Tyleramus November 5, 2021

Dick

The dick smells like bad weed

If you don’t wash your dick it won’t grow

by Mr.stinkydick September 12, 2021

dick waste land

The Kappa Delta House at the University of Tulsa. The place where all dicks go to die. Any male appendage caught in the crevice of a TU KD almost immediately will commit suiside.

Dude KD at TU is such a dick waste land. I just fucked a KD and my dick shriveled up and died."

by PikeTU February 16, 2018

Chalk yo dick

To scrape someone's penis on concrete in broad daylight.

"You know what? I'm gonna Chalk yo dick bruh." "bro got chalk dick yo." "Bro got Chalk in his dick!"

by 444 Meatball Time April 1, 2024

Dick in a box

When you cut a hole in a box and shove your wing wong ching chong in it

Wow that freak ezio just put a dick in a box

by Its time to stop July 4, 2016

dick tip

Best part of the shaft

Im gonna tease him. just the tip, dick tip

by ALLY_BRUH May 28, 2018