dads dick syndrome or DDS for short is a term given to a man who has a dick that looks bigger than it really is.
by skibby1337 January 30, 2024
Get the dads dick syndromemug. -Croc dick (Noun)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Person 1: Heyyy, bout to go get my dick appointment with Hudson
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
by The Soyest Milk August 19, 2021
Get the croc dickmug. by milfhunter70 August 17, 2022
Get the She's on my dickmug. by Swampninja08 March 10, 2016
Get the dick coldmug. Dick-Struck ~ When a man is so in love with a person that even just thinking about them gives said male an erection.
by Bannyzanyhammock June 1, 2019
Get the DICK-STRUCKmug. Two meanings: Either a nickname for Richard or just another word for Penis. I'm talking about the second definition. There's lots words just like dick, for example: Cock, Wanker, Manhood, One eyed trouser snake, etc. Now if you named your child dick, you're just fucked up.
"Hey look at my Dick"
"Your what?"
"It's another word for Penis you dense fuck"
"Oh OK, no thanks.."
"Your what?"
"It's another word for Penis you dense fuck"
"Oh OK, no thanks.."
by Florida_Eater June 30, 2021
Get the Dickmug. 