Big Dick Tom

The man with the ultimate, supreme dick. So good you will crave it.

This is big dick tom. There is no other dick like it.

by Banterboss March 8, 2025

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Dicks with sticks

A phrase used to describe twat skiers who can’t snowboard

All skiers are dicks with sticks

by Snowboarder777 March 8, 2025

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Dicks with sticks

Used to describe a twat on a mountain who has two planks of wood and flimsy twigs

Wow those skiers sure are dicks with sticks

by Snowboarder777 March 8, 2025

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Schrödinger's Dick: When someone mentions there cock size as a range for example 5-6 inches: their penis is in a quantum superposition in which is it simultaneously a range of sizes from 5 inches to 6 inches until observed with scale.

Example of Schrödinger's Dick Theory

Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.

by oliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 12, 2025

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Tweaking Dick

When you are, Tweaking to the point of no return. This could be off a substance or just tweaking out about something thats happening around you or in your life.

"Bro, im tweaking dick rn"

by dick tweaker March 12, 2025

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