Dick Puppet

When the woman’s hair gets wrapped around a mans penis/balls

Someone’s hair is wrapped around my dick, I’ll use it as a dick puppet

by Brewer0926 August 15, 2021

Dick-Sucking Haircut

A haircut often seen on subs in gay porn. It looks like some BTS head-ass haircut. It's like a bowl cut, between ASIAN and EDGAR

"This haircut makes me look like I'm good at sucking DICK!!!" - Lorenzo, who has a dick-sucking haircut.

by Floofy.exe January 9, 2024

Dick boy

A person with a tiny dick but guys will think you're calling there dick big

Girl: damn you're a dick boy

Boy:thanks!

by 69420funny October 30, 2020

vacation dick

Not always the biggest or smallest. What's available locally and usually not boyfriend dick quality. Typically longer and more taboo then daily dick.

"Got myself some vacation dick, wasn't the biggest but we went all night.

by GFOcabulary June 17, 2016

dick spaghetti

After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.

A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!

by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017

jerahmian dick

whenever you dont get hard from anything and you are part robot

that guy has such a jerahmian dick

by whitebat cadencreator October 26, 2018

Cheese Dick

When a muthafucka got that extra skin on it, and he don’t wash that shit, and you pull that shit back, and lint and cheese b spillin out.

Keisha: y’all ain’t fuck??
Arianna: Nah he got that cheese dick.

by your neighbor January 25, 2023