wonky dick

An appendage in the form of a long cylinder with a pointed dome head hanging from the pelvic region of the human body, while being angled to one side of the body almost as if it’s connected to the upper thigh

That man I hooked up with last night definitely had a wonky dick, it was hot.

He got all up in me with that wonky dick.

“Shouldn’t be a mushroom dome not a pointed dome.” “No it’s a wonky dick not a normal dick.”

by Glitchforces1 August 5, 2022

Dick

Dick, the thing that goes inside of objects and makes baby’s

The dick went in the object

by Simpydimpy69420 October 12, 2021

maddy's dick

elusive, mysterious, a myth

Dude bro 1: Yoo, have you seen maddy's dick?
Dude bro 2: Nah bro i thought it was a myth.

by Maddy's dick lover101 September 1, 2019

BDE(Big Dick Energy)

When you have a erection you are filled with blood, adrenaline and other things then you will enter BDE mode which will cause you to get black man powers like jumping higher, running faster and speaking like a black man.

BDE(Big Dick Energy): Ayy homie... I feel some Big dick Energy man,

by SoggyAppleFluid September 4, 2022

Limp dick loss

When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.

Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 31, 2021

Dookie Dick

When a man fucks another man in the ass

I heard when you was locked up you was a dookie dick

by Polk County florida May 24, 2022

DIck

a slang used by man names nelson "nelly nel" residing from the hungry ham Harlem up town

''damm dick i think im about to get a divorce''
''YO DICK YOU SEEN MY PORNO''
''THAT NIGGA JAZSSS IS MY FAVORTRESSS RAPPPER'
''DICK I YOU KNOW HOW TO GET BOOTY BLASTERS ON YOUR TV DICK''
''YO DICK YOU SEEN MY DIVORCE PAPERS''
''DAMM DICK I GOT A FLAT TIRE RIGHT BETWEEN 143RD AND AMSTERDAM''

by jimjonescapo89 September 3, 2017