Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).
Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."
by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020
Get the ass monkeymug. by Lil Ron Ron Nem August 15, 2023
Get the mark ass niggamug. when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.
Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone
Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?
Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.
Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?
Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023
Get the PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROMEmug. by Kinerf69420 November 12, 2022
Get the Gays Assesmug. by crackedlila February 6, 2021
Get the my assmug. by Atalo June 7, 2017
Get the Ass Crackermug. 