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ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).
Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."
by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020
mugGet the ass monkeymug.

PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.
Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023
mugGet the PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROMEmug.

Gays Asses

DUNZZ AND HIS GAYS ASSES
by Kinerf69420 November 12, 2022
mugGet the Gays Assesmug.

my ass

hey do you know what my ass contains?
by crackedlila February 6, 2021
mugGet the my assmug.

Ass Cracker

Its mean your a fucking ass and can't do shit
So someone sitting down not doing anything and your like oh you fucking ass cracker
by Atalo June 7, 2017
mugGet the Ass Crackermug.

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