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trifling ass roomies

3 girls set out to play a dm blind date game show & get inside the mind of their contestants & drive them crazy
Trifling ass roomies really played me
by heavydutymacbook February 12, 2019
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Ass Nuts

A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.
Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?

Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?

DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!
by Billy1298 January 9, 2024
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bitch ass penis

when your girl be cheating on you and letting other guys give her anal
best friend: hey why is your girl such a bitch ass penis wipe
me: i dont really know
by its ye boi mr krabbs May 8, 2020
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Dick Ass

Having to exit a location quickly.
Bro a cop was coming so we had to dick ass
by Penelope schad March 31, 2021
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Ass

Ass
Ass
by assisfantastic October 13, 2020
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sorry ass

a phrase used by disputted to describe someone who's bad at a game
"get your sorry ass away ahahahah"
by mark.org April 28, 2024
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