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National Eat Ass Day

on October 21st is the day you get to eat ass

Prepare to get your ass eaten or eat someone's ass
Yo it's National Eat Ass Day lemme get yo chocolate on my lips
by That One Your Married To October 20, 2020
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Small Penis Day

The day where men with minuscule penises are born. March 11th
Look friends it’s small penis day! (March 11th)
by SebastianP March 25, 2024
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Kells day

A national holiday where Kellen Edeburn is celebrated around all of the world everyone must post there best picture or video of Kellen Edeburn and celebrate this day.
Man, I am so excited for Kells Day.
by Kells Day April 16, 2024
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National Icon Day

National Icon Day is January 13. On this day people everywhere are encouraged to celebrate their role model or icon. This day was created back in 2018 after people wanted to express their love and affection for their icons!
“Omg it’s national icon day” said Hudson.

“My icon is Beyoncé for National Icon Day” exclaimed Nora.
by Cristine Howard December 3, 2019
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National Change Seat Day

On September 30th all of our founding fathers came together under a meeting called by Samuel Adams to make a day in which all seats in any classroom, bus, airplane could be changed.
Brad, “hey happy national change seat day, want to take someone’s first class seat?” Terry, “aww heck yeah I can’t wait too”
by Mr.Jammie September 17, 2019
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Ava the Wasian/Wasian Day

Ava(who is an Asian) will always say she is not, but she definitely is. She can also be described as a baby giraffe, Mike Wizoski, bull frog, and the aliens from toy story. She is also shaped like a pentagon. The sad thing about Ava the wasian is that she often gets ghosted.(mostly by green giants) In here name wasian day is November 16!
Girl 1: Did you see that new Asian girl.
Guy 1: Yeah her names Ava and she be a wasisn bro!
Guy 2: Bro Ava the Wasian/Wasian Day
by FromSully November 5, 2019
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National Blue Butterfly Day

A day to remember tough situations in life are meant to be enjoyed in the moment and peaceful when over, like the sighting of a blue butterfly.

This day is every September 18th.
Carmela: "My relationship is causing me so much stress, I don't know what to do."

Emily: Maybe he's your blue butterfly; a rare experience that is only meant to be a lesson, not a forever.
Carmela: "What does that have to do with it?"

Emily: "It's National Blue Butterfly Day; do with that information as you will."
by BrunetteBeauty00 October 24, 2022
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