turtle mud

(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.

John: My daughter is moving to New York and my turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.

by A. Friend August 27, 2007

Turtle

Almost the Riffin, but not quite.

"Your'e not Riffin, but yehr Turtle"

by Riffin October 3, 2003

turtle

what elderly women call the coochie

"Look at lil Sussy, giving up her turtle to them fast lil boyz"

by Shorty May 13, 2005

Turtle Time

That point during sex where you are going so slow from exhaustion that it is like your partner is a turtle.

It seems like Samantha is always in turtle time.

by xXJMKXx November 14, 2016

turtle head

Apparently, the person defining this has never seen an actual turtle's head. The proper term for this phenomenon (a turd that is starting to peek out) is a turtle TAIL. Much better description, eh?

Dude, can you pull over at that gas station? I've got a turtle tail.

by mig May 7, 2005

turtle

slang for hallucinogenic drug, salvia.

'Yo, comin to smoke some turtle?'
'Sure'

by Todong April 3, 2008

turtle muncher

someone who hassles someone else out on facebook even after they have been asked not to do so.

my friend thinks I'm stringing you along. My friend thinks you're a turtle muncher - I'm no turtle.

by Tweedlepee May 2, 2008