A person that artfully destroys your credibility on office forums/chats. They seek to destroy your beneficial posts by their own gain much like a dirty pirate plundering civilian trade ships. They have no lack of compassion for the fellow man and look to laugh at their very own jokes as you infuriate within yourself.
Some have this Trolling skill so trained that in person you don’t understand truth from trolling. The receiver of said troll is constantly burdened mentally which usually results in lashing out from emotional pain and exhaustion, which is exactly what the troll wants and feeds on. The troll only gets stronger at that point diving deeper into Trollism. If they are your friend soon you won’t even recognize them anymore.
Some say it’s from complete indulgence in high fluoride levels numbing the pinaeal gland resulting in docile emotions, and trolling then takes hold of the mind.
The only remedy for trollism is hours of concentrated photosynthesis. (Possible weakness: Trolls also have a hard time completing regular expressions.)
Some have this Trolling skill so trained that in person you don’t understand truth from trolling. The receiver of said troll is constantly burdened mentally which usually results in lashing out from emotional pain and exhaustion, which is exactly what the troll wants and feeds on. The troll only gets stronger at that point diving deeper into Trollism. If they are your friend soon you won’t even recognize them anymore.
Some say it’s from complete indulgence in high fluoride levels numbing the pinaeal gland resulting in docile emotions, and trolling then takes hold of the mind.
The only remedy for trollism is hours of concentrated photosynthesis. (Possible weakness: Trolls also have a hard time completing regular expressions.)
You: “Patrick you see that article I posted today? Insane right!?”
Troll: “That’s so 3 hours ago”
You: “Hey Patrick I really need to organized my family photos on my computer, any ideas?”
Troll: “Go to your folder on terminal, and rm -f”
Troll: “That’s so 3 hours ago”
You: “Hey Patrick I really need to organized my family photos on my computer, any ideas?”
Troll: “Go to your folder on terminal, and rm -f”
by Webster’s brother May 9, 2018
Get the Trollmug. Lying on ones back, a person with testicles will put their legs together and pour swedish gravy over their testicles to simulate swedish meatballs. Some additional gravy will be used in the pubic hair above the penis. The hair is then spiked up like a troll doll's hair.
I heard Joe surprised Bryan with a Swedish Troll.
Zaq was unimpressed by Joe's attempt at a Swedish Troll.
"The Swedish Troll always leaves my testicles feeling sticky, but they smell great!" -Joe
Zaq was unimpressed by Joe's attempt at a Swedish Troll.
"The Swedish Troll always leaves my testicles feeling sticky, but they smell great!" -Joe
by Skat Warlock July 24, 2024
Get the Swedish Trollmug. by twatwaffle1 December 13, 2010
Get the Douche Trollmug. Malevolent night creature known for shaking down party people for their bag of blow while simultaneously hoarding their personal stash.
Lindsay’s a friggin Jellybean Troll, she straight up Dyson’d the community bag while hoarding a solid G and then bounced when the com-bag hit zero, licking her numb gums and doing a donut in the intersection at 8am in 3 feet off snow on the unplowed streets during a winter storm warning wearing a stolen Grateful Dead T-shirt.
by Yuge Crank January 29, 2023
Get the Jellybean Trollmug. "Troll" is basically just a prank. Troll is slang for deliberately trying to get a reaction out of posting something completely random and bizarre. A "troll" can be easily found if it has nothing to do with the current conversation, or you get a reaction from it. To simplify it, trolls are attention hungry people who will sacrifice others enjoyment for his own rise. The best way to deal with a troll is to ignore them and avoid having a dramatic reaction. This song says what a "troll" is (lyrics down below)
You've been trolled, you've been trolled
Yes, you've probably been told
Don't reply to this guy
He's just trying to get a rise
Out of you, yes, it's true
You respond and that's his cue
To start trouble on the double
While he strokes his manly stubble
You've been trolled, you've been trolled
You should probably just fold
When the only winning move is not to play
And yet you keep on trying, mindlessly replying
You've been trolled, you've been trolled, have a nice day
You've been trolled, you've been trolled
Yes, you've probably been told
Don't reply to this guy
He's just trying to get a rise
Out of you, yes, it's true
You respond and that's his cue
To start trouble on the double
While he strokes his manly stubble
You've been trolled, you've been trolled
You should probably just fold
When the only winning move is not to play
And yet you keep on trying, mindlessly replying
You've been trolled, you've been trolled, have a nice day
Teacher: Alight class, for some reason I can't open a webpage. Can anyone help?
Billy: *raises hand*
Teacher: Alright Billy, I trust you to open up the right website
(billy doesn't)
Billy: Alright teach! :)
Billy: *searches up changed rule 34*
Teacher: why do I see goo latex furies raping children, zoophilia and animal mating. what the actual fuck is wrong with my student, you know what, Billy? I'm calling the fucking police and FBI to detain yo ass.
Billy: we do a little trolling
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Billy: *raises hand*
Teacher: Alright Billy, I trust you to open up the right website
(billy doesn't)
Billy: Alright teach! :)
Billy: *searches up changed rule 34*
Teacher: why do I see goo latex furies raping children, zoophilia and animal mating. what the actual fuck is wrong with my student, you know what, Billy? I'm calling the fucking police and FBI to detain yo ass.
Billy: we do a little trolling
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by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023
Get the Trollmug. Someone who enters a consensual encounter with intentions confusing their partner as a way of gaining validation or virtue signaling
by nellafool May 11, 2021
Get the consent trollmug. a bab troll is a tiny person alive and healthy sniffing around the wooden floor, there is no limit as to where the bab troll strolls but as long as you do not have a big smile on your face from the sneef you are good to go
by gets December 29, 2020
Get the bab trollmug.