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Troll

A person/thing that always wins an argument. Rule 14. Do not argue with trolls — it means that they win.
Guy 1: Such a troll. Troll: no Guy 1: heck yeah you are troll: no Guy 2: I am a professor at Meme University, and trolls always win arguments. troll: no guy 2: heh, he said no
by bloxyboi0191 October 20, 2018
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A small cute cave dwelling creature who craves nurturing but is to afraid to leave her cave. Trolls can't lie and loves Shiney things.
That sweet troll
by OGTrollTheTerraDactyl July 12, 2021
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A person going in to a semi-large group usually more than 8 with the soul intention of ticking off one if not most of the group for the purpose of creating their own entertainment and bringing out the gullible stupidity in others
In a game of CoD gun game Try hard: finally I got off of that ridiculously stupid sniper Troll:(knifed try hard) Try hard:I hate you you suck Troll: u mad bro?
by gungametroller May 21, 2013
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Someone who likes to cause chaos for their own entertainment. The more attention you give them the more they'll try because this is their intention.
Jesse: Ayo MR WHITE
WW: What jesse?!
Jesse: Look at these dumbasses not knowing the definition of a troll
WW: Ahahah, look at you dumbass, you don't even know the definition of a troll.
Jesse: Okay Mr white we need to cook meth!
by Hoodini999 October 5, 2022
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A group of males aged approximately 15-25. Trolls are characterized by making tasteless and crass jokes/comments online for the purpose of getting a cheap laugh from whichever of their troll friends happen to be looking over their shoulder at the computer at the time. Trolls are a rare species, as they lack the abilities most other males have to mate, such as testicles and the ability to connect with someone on an emotional level. However, trolls reproduce by infecting other males ages 15-25. If exposed to a troll, take emergency action to prevent the spread of troll-ness onto yourself and whomever you happen to be around.
"Tony is such a troll, he posted a link to gay-repairitive therapy on the facebook of Mike, the kid at our school who killed himself after coming out of the closet."

" Have you been tested at a fertility clinic yet?"
"Yes, but I'm fertile....It's been three months and I'm still not pregnant, maybe Nick is a troll...."

"Pete is such a troll, man...he started acting like a douche all over my FB status about my dead girlfriend"
"I would kick him in the balls for you, but you know trolls....he doesn't have any"
by appledeap September 5, 2011
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Someone who goes to various comment sections or blog sites and purposely initiates or starts shit . even if he knows or cares nothing about the blog or topic in question.
Never mind Tim's uneducated response he is obviously a troll out trolling . Not to be mistaken for a Gay old man
by luvs2bhrd June 13, 2019
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Throat Troll

The real reason your throat hurts, Throat Trolls. They party in your mouth while you're sleeping. Mucus is in fact, Throat Troll poop and semen.
*Wakes up with throat in pain and feeling scratchy*

"Damn, throat trolls got me again! Had a huge party in my mouth and left troll jizz and feces everywhere."
by Maddd Maxxx February 24, 2019
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