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toilet lasagna

when taking a shit, one wipes their behind only to feel another dump coming out, prompting them to wipe again. In rare cases, this urge does not cease after three or more cycles of layering toilet paper atop each successive dump. The layers of TP on top of shit, on top of more TP on more shit, is a textbook case of toilet lasagna.
After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.
by bigdaddytylenol June 10, 2025
mugGet the toilet lasagnamug.

Three toilet paper emojis

When you pass toilet paper to shipmate
Nice try chief😂

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by Three toilet paper December 10, 2021
mugGet the Three toilet paper emojismug.

Albanian Toilet

When you shove someone you really dislike onto the floor, then proceed to excrete feces into their mouth and urinate up their nasal cavity.
Hey bro I ran into my highschool bully the other day so I gave him the Albanian Toilet.
by Jaxxkxx June 10, 2020
mugGet the Albanian Toiletmug.

Toilet

My toilet lil bro is the most POFS on the planet
by Dumdum42069 June 18, 2022
mugGet the Toiletmug.
When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad
That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet
by SheaHiStepn August 12, 2022
mugGet the sit on toilet paper and swing my feetmug.

toilet room

When your on a game and have to go really bad that you can't even type bathroom and you type toilet room or your just trying to be funny
by hahahahahahregsrvwrtvhw64rt November 5, 2022
mugGet the toilet roommug.

Skibidi toilet

A cringe series on the platform YouTube that is made by dafuqboom in Garry's mod
The stuff we watched was no less cringier than skibidi toilet
by FingyFrog December 3, 2023
mugGet the Skibidi toiletmug.

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