turtle farmer

a turtle farmer is a racial slur toward any islander but mainly fijians

stop being such a stupid turtle farmer

by matthew will steall ur daughte May 30, 2024

Turtle Poking

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.

I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now

by YunDaggerDick September 25, 2020

Ass Turtle

Another word for retard.

"Man your such an ass turtle, you know that?"

by Dosoboi October 12, 2019

Turtle Net

Beyond slow and very slow Internet Connection.

Sorry late reply, I'm using a turtle net.

by PuyatLord June 11, 2014

Turtle cheeching

Performing a blow job on a soft penis.

"Donald has ED so Becky spends all night turtle cheeching."

by Tallulah Grey August 10, 2024

Sliding Turtle

Getting ready to give head to an uncircumcised dick and it pops out.

Michael was uncircumcised, he made out with Stephanie, she unzipped his pants and saw his sliding turtle.

by barbiewantanabie April 03, 2019

peanut the turtle

very famous! doesn't love turtle food loves lettuce nd cabbage, have a cousin named bubbles(cat) nd a sister named midoriya(hamster) and a god sister named Willow(Guinea pig) and a god brother named oliver (cat), very energetic, loves sleeping on a humans lap, will dip on yo ass if u aint lookin, loves jumpin from high places, not a snappin turtle

"peanut the turtle is cooler then your family"

by zadetheknicker April 13, 2022