No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 02, 2024
Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".
I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
Bretton wood: Now maybe I was jealous talking right outta my head but baby if I wasn't would u take back what u said~I'm still her Breton wood
by MerissamunozahaxD May 13, 2015
A slut for wood, loves wood paddle spankings and shlopping all over that rich wood. Especially loves some wood smut.
How much wood could a wood slut slut if a wood slut could slut wood
Dirty little wood slut
Andrew was such a slut for wood. He's a wood slut
Dirty little wood slut
Andrew was such a slut for wood. He's a wood slut
by Aaron McKipps January 16, 2024
by McCoyThomson September 28, 2020
We run D-12. The most savage gang out there. The Dub Squad. The hardest part of other teams workouts is just our warm up. We win the district and PCL tournaments almost every year.
Anyone at the same tournament as Wood Wrestling: “look at those wood kids do they ever smile”
Someone who over heard them: “ no they are murders. Hopefully you won’t have to wrestle one of them”
Someone who over heard them: “ no they are murders. Hopefully you won’t have to wrestle one of them”
by Billyg1010 June 28, 2018