A turtle

Basically a lesbian but a reptile

I sexually identify as a turtle.

by JJmakesdumbstuff April 8, 2021

eat a turtle

literally just eating a turtle because you're not a vegan or vegetarian, or not normal.

We should eat a turtle tonight.

by danielbuddlikestoyeehaw September 27, 2018

turtle low

Operating at the lowest speed. Coined from the throttle on most riding lawnmowers with turtle being the slowest you can go.

Jake looks like hell after last night, turtle low all morning.

by expert464 December 7, 2015

Turtle

Someone equipped with two riot shields (one on their back, one they’re holding) and an anti-tank gun.

You’re a turtle, all your vehicle can do is float downstream, that’s it.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Ninja Turtling

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.

By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.

by extremesledding December 20, 2021

Soft Turtle

when you try an insert you flacid member into one of the lower orifices.

ex. a night of heavy drinking has given you a case of whiskey dick and you are so hell bent on getting laid that you try and toss her the soft turtle only to realize your situation is hopeless and no ones getting off...

by sal420paradise February 28, 2010

Turtle Machine

A machine that displays or creates turtles, see computer

"Hey man, have you seen that new turtle pic?"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"

"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"

by Jeffi June 16, 2018