360 slap

When a person is getting to close

When a person is messing with you

When people is looking at you wrong

mann she got 2 close, so i did a supaspin and 360 slapped dat hoe!

by numba1 August 23, 2007

pad slapping

The process in which a prepubescent girl preferably 12 is raped while having a tampon inside her. Once her cherry is popped, take the tampon out and shove it in her ass (make sure she hasn't popped) once the tampon is covered in blood, semen, and poop slap her in the face with it until she is either knocked out or begs for mercy.

Oh boy Jonny i hope u had fun pad slapping your cousin

by Snooki af April 25, 2019

Slapping the peen

Slapping the peen is referred to as "Masturbating" by thugs and others affiliated with thugs. This combination comes together to produce a good party anecdote, for example "Do I got a story for you guys... So the other night I was slapping the ole' peen, and right when the wife walks in I "YOU!" all up on her face.

Aye homey, once I got home, I pulled my pants down and started 'Slapping the peen'

by Meechster93 November 7, 2010

pony slap

When a bitch slap just isn't good enough...Everyone loves ponies, therefore, this type of slap is even more offensive and is best used when the situation leading to the slap is irrational, recurring, or just plain incomprehensible.

"Every day it's something new with her! Sometimes, I just want to pony slap our webmaster."

by VTVaJayJay October 16, 2008

slap drunk

the point of intoxication where, instead of pointing, gently flipping a light switch, etc. You slap the shit out of everything then come up with a nick name for the thing you just slapped.

Justin was slap drunk last night, you could tell by the way he was hitting his lighter and calling it Earl.

by almostlegalwanker February 16, 2014

The Good Slap

(noun)-Similar to the stockholm syndrome. When your abusive partner, girlfriend or boyfriend beats your ass silly enough to stay with them or keep going back after you leave time and time again.

If you want your women to stay with you, you need to put down The Good Slap. Beat her ass. She aint going nowhere.

by Rusty Fleetwood October 30, 2008

Seal Slap

Taking both your arms and slapping someone's shoulder with both of your hands, making the sound of a seal while doing so.

"Dude, come here!"
"What?"
"SEAL SLAP!"
"....Wtf is wrong with you?"

by FunnySpazCat September 13, 2011