iron shit

Shit that is so big that whoever is taking such a shit is in so much pain that he/she feels like that iron man is crawling out of his/her ass

I was so relieved after I was done taking an iron shit.

by Defile January 15, 2015

Sog Shit

Dog shit that has been in the snow all winter. Once the snow melts, you are left with soggy dog poo that keeps it's original form, but is extremely unstable and messy.

Oh great, the snow has melted and now I have a yard full of Sog Shit. It's so hard to clean up.

Dude, watch out- Oh too late. You stepped in that Sog Shit. You are going to have to hose down your shoes.

by Neoxin1 March 19, 2011

Large shit

Large shit

I did a large shit

by Cowboi John December 10, 2020

wonder shit

when one believes one to have excreted in the toilet, but when one checks the toilet, appears to be no trace of excrement there.

yo dude i had a wonder shit last night! after i shat the fuckin toilet there was no shit there! i wonder what the fuck happend!

by shit cracker November 4, 2011

Shit the Lark

v. When someone believes he/she is displaying hegemony in a situation but ultimately fails miserably.

John guaranteed me he was gonna score tonight but ended up in his room wanking it. Totally shit the lark.

by STL king March 1, 2009

shit a wreath

When you take a shit and it coils around the bowl into a neat circle.

"Dude I shit a wreath after thanksgiving dinner and it was decorated with cranberries.

by LeahAndyPlease December 21, 2014

cannonball shits

when you go to take a shit and your ass decides it doesn't want to produce regular shits so it makes cannonball shits and shoots them out at nearly the speed of light giving you huge splash back every time

I took a shit today too bad I had cannonball shits.

by RealWeeamoo March 24, 2016