Baseline crush

Typically referred to as a default crush. A baseline crush is somebody you like when you are in between crushes or have nobody else to crush on.

Person 1: “Look there’s Josue”
Person 2: “Oh yeah, Josue, he’s my baseline crush”

by MooseTears August 6, 2024

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backup crush

Having a crush on someone but not a big crush you think that their cute but that’s not main crush. If you’re main crush rejects you then your back crush will be your new main crush.

Ralph is my crush but if he rejects me I just go to Mason who is my backup crush

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Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.

"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."

by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016

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