Willie Washer

A person who washes other peoples penis using soap or licking it clean

"Excuse me hen go and wash my Willie you Willie washer"

by Doobaloob January 14, 2017

William/willie

THE smarty pants

William/willie should listen to his gf when she says he’s the smarty pants!

by Lebwnsitsbaka February 08, 2019

willy wisher

One who wishes for a willy; a "slut".

Girl 1: "dude you're such a willy wisher"
Girl 2: "I don't got a boyfriend, so ya, I am wishin' for a willy"

by Willy wisher March 24, 2017

Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023

Smeg-Willy

The process of wiping your self made smeg across another individual’s ear or face, imitating the famous “wet- willy”

I just gave Sonny a sick smeg-Willy and he cried.

by DaddyLongStroke_6969 June 09, 2023

Emmy Willy

A man who likes dick in his ass.

Well that’s just Emmy Willy

by LastOneOut May 18, 2022

Slick Willy

The act of inserting a finger in someone's ear after coating it with precum or semen.

A slicker version of a wet willy.

Jerry had his hand in his pants, and then suddenly gave Karen a Slick Willy.

by SentiuSReX March 23, 2019