by bigwood22 May 25, 2019

When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.
Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021

Some phrase that jacknjellify decided would look good on a shirt
Might be supposed to sound like “what up” no one really knows
Might be supposed to sound like “what up” no one really knows
Cary: yo what should we put on a shirt with the character woody?
That other dude, idk his name: wood up
Cary: what
That other dude, idk his name: yea, let’s print that on a bunch of t shirts
Cary: ok
That other dude, idk his name: wood up
Cary: what
That other dude, idk his name: yea, let’s print that on a bunch of t shirts
Cary: ok
by someone I guess March 5, 2021

Will Wood, a.k.a. Will Wood and the Tapeworms, Dr. Sunshine, wee woo etc. is a brain tumor. He may take the form of a white rat. When exposed to a living human form, he will enter through their ears and crawl into their brain, tickling it from the inside, making the human feel intense emotions and uncontrollably dance. They tend to get addicted to Will Wood, causing them to listen to his music all the time to encourage the tumor to activate. Queer and neurodivergent people are typically more prone to get addicted to Will Wood. There are no harmful side effects, except bursting into song whenever anything slightly related to will wood is mentioned.
Typical behavior of a Will Wood addict:
Person: “I read this book about quantum physics—”
Will Wood addict: “QUANTUM PHYSICS?? WILL WOOD REFERENCE????? I AM QUANTUM PHYSICS MY WITNESS BRINGS ME TO EXISTENCE I WISH I COULD BE A GIRL IN THAT WAY YOU WISH I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND BOYFRIEND
Person: “I read this book about quantum physics—”
Will Wood addict: “QUANTUM PHYSICS?? WILL WOOD REFERENCE????? I AM QUANTUM PHYSICS MY WITNESS BRINGS ME TO EXISTENCE I WISH I COULD BE A GIRL IN THAT WAY YOU WISH I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND BOYFRIEND
by virgil the rat bownownownow May 31, 2024

by 123mermaid August 13, 2017

Jude Benbow Wood is the most attractive person to ever walk the Earth. He has perfect eyes, both looking in the exact same direction. His smile will make anyone cream.
by hotjude February 14, 2022

A popular dance move that involves one arm doing a tomahawk-like motion while the other hand acts as the wood block.
Other forms include round-house wood chop, which involves doing the wood chop in a circle, and the free standing wood chop, where just one arm does the tomahawk motion, usually to the beat of the song.
Other forms include round-house wood chop, which involves doing the wood chop in a circle, and the free standing wood chop, where just one arm does the tomahawk motion, usually to the beat of the song.
by Jeanne1989 October 1, 2012
