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Missouri Mud Pie

The act of one removing their false teeth and gnawing on one's rectum with their gums.
I'll tell ya Jerry! Ole linda popped them chompers out Tuesday evening and gnawed on my butthole like a hungry beaver who got his teeth knocked out!

Best Missouri Mud Pie I've ever had!
by Uncle Eddie 985 August 19, 2025
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Mud ass nigga

An individual who is downright the lowest of all other niggas. They are the direct equivalent of nothing and most of the time it shows. A person who comes from the dirt and is the dirt. They ain’t shit cuz they just a mud ass nigga…
“You just a mud ass nigga
“Shut yo mud ass up
“I ain’t no mud ass nigga
by Heheh egg sidnsndbdusy November 28, 2023
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Colorado Mud Trumpet

When your girl is eating your ass and you shart on her face getting the little specks of shit on her. Batteries not included.
Hailey: "OMG you won't believe it last night I hooked up with Hunter and he gave me a Colorado Mud Trumpet! It was awesome!!"
by AvalancheFan007 December 20, 2024
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Mud Puppy

A slur to describe a black child
by Ilovefentanyl June 8, 2025
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Mud Butt

Noun; When the consistency of fecal matter being deposited into the commode is that of Mud.

Verb; When the object, item or thing being described is so utterly trash that the terms; Shit, Garbage, Wack, Booty Meat, Shit Juice, or any other cannot accurately describe it.
Noun; Kendre you take this n it’ll clean your whole system! You’ll be pissing out your ass... You’ll have MUD BUTT for Days!

Verb; Gucci Flip Flops compared to Hi Bich is absolutely MUD BUTT!
by Kendrix_Nolamar August 11, 2018
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Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit
may we all be mud monsters
by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShitLol September 22, 2021
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Mud track

A seasoned, if not inappropriately ignored version of a plumber’s crack
Hey Rob. Please pull your pants up. This is a new white couch and everyone can see your mud track.
by Mashpee Sal December 16, 2023
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