Internet Stain

An annoying, eyesoar of a post that literally pertains to absolutely no one and serves no purpose.

Did you see Hannah’s facebook post? What an internet stain! No one cares about her kid’s 4th grade graduation. That bitch.

by Resolve Internet Stains April 19, 2018

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Internet

How the fuck do you not know what the internet is. How are you so fucking stupid.

James: My aunt doesn't know what the internet is.
Kevin: Is she fucking retarded?

by CheekClapper6934 December 1, 2018

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Internet Trans

When you go on the internet for a long time and become unaware of what you're reading, but still are switching web pages at a normal pace

I was went in an Internet Trans, and found myself on www.aol.com

by fetimaster567 July 18, 2011

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Internet

The world's largest repository of pornographic content.

Check out this sweet porn I found on the Internet!

by Longer September 10, 2018

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Internet troll

Someone who has no job and no friends causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"

“Guys look its that internet troll again I think his name was james”

by derrien May 7, 2022

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The Internet

A place you go to look at memes. or you're just bored out of your fucking mind. Or you are procrastinating. Maybe you want a quick fap. (i don't judge)

Mom: Why were you in your room for 37 hours straight?
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah

by ur mom's spatula March 28, 2019

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