split pees

Meaning Pussy. If pee pee is the equivalent to a penis, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a vagina.

Remember to eat your split pees.

by Se7enwolf October 10, 2011

Poo poo Pee Pee

A word commonly used by reeseyyc a special nickname given airbow79

Hey poo poo pee pee
Airbow79: what

by Air79 January 3, 2021

Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 18, 2023

grasshopper pee

The urine excreted from herbivorous insects of the suborder Caelifera in the order Orthoptera; also a theoretical elixir that grants eternal life which some non-believers in The Flood deny exists.

Bob: What are you doing?
Bill: Drinking grasshopper pee.
Bob: Oh, okay.

by Jabberwokki45 October 16, 2008

pee

a word to say when theres nothing to say

thats so cool
pee

by steroin March 7, 2021