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suck one silly

to give someone an exceptional blowjob; the sloppiest toppy imaginable.
My girlfriend really sucked me silly last night.
If I lose this game of Uno, I'll suck you silly.
That woman from the Grapefruit technique videos really knows how to suck one silly.
by BAKUDEKU Shipper December 4, 2022
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Double scissor suck

Traditionally done when two men (typically homosexuals but not always) are given a blow job from the same person. In order for both of their genitalia to line up they get into a scissor position with balls and dicks touching. This way the sucker can get both dicks in his (or her)mouth at the same time.
Hey Jeevan that guy over there offered you and Jonny a double scissor suck because he thinks you’re both hot as hell.
by Buck master January 8, 2021
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suck your nan

Ayo you likkle boy, you bare lookin wet today man.
"Leave me alone fam, suck your nan."
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suck yo mum

another way of insulting someone and to tell him to fuck off, mostly used by british people especially roadmans. i don't recomand telling this to someone outside of the uk he's prob just gonna laugh and u and bully you
guy: ayo pretty whats yo snap
girl: im not giving you my snapchat
guy: "suck yo mum"
by sheluvzslay3r July 16, 2022
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dick sucking sisters

it is when 2 people suck the same dick/balls. so you become dick sucking sisters.
“omg did suck treys dick, me too, we r dick sucking sisters.”
by brookelovestrey June 8, 2022
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suck a dick fallacy

The idea that a straight man who has sucked a dick and decided he was still straight, is straighter than a straight man who has never sucked a dick.

The term was first came up with by Minecraft YouTuber Dream on Trainwrecktv's podcast on December 18th 2020 when discussing sexuality.
by Aquila1755 August 28, 2022
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michael sucks dick

my friend michael sucks alot of dick for example yesterday i found him sucking my boyfriends dick while beating down the bobus
michael your such a dick sucker with all that cum on your face

michael: I nkew michael sucks dick
by dicksucker1234414 April 30, 2022
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