Dick Suck Crazy

When something extremely unexpected happens, and bystanders cover their mouths with a clenched, balled fist with the thumb side toward the mouth, thus mimicking the motion of grasping the primary male reproductive organ and inserting said organ into ones mouth.
This is usually accompanied by a long, drawn out "Daaaaaaaaaaamn" to further express surprise.
Andrew: Hey Neil, I fucked your mom last night for real. Here, check the pics and vids on my phone.

Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist)... Neil your mom's a sick bitch!

Neil: Whatever, I've got some of me and Andrew's mom on my phone, see?

Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist again)...

Andrew: Enough of that Dick Suck Crazy bullshit, learn a new reaction.
by RECLA1M3R October 23, 2011
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suck ur nan

this means to politely go and suck you grandma.
Person 1: Suck ur nan
Person 2: Oi what you say?
by bundaeater123 April 17, 2022
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suck yo mum

another way of insulting someone and to tell him to fuck off, mostly used by british people especially roadmans. i don't recomand telling this to someone outside of the uk he's prob just gonna laugh and u and bully you
guy: ayo pretty whats yo snap
girl: im not giving you my snapchat
guy: "suck yo mum"
by sheluvzslay3r July 17, 2022
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Cum-Sucking Warthog

A domestic cum drinking animal of the Savannah.
A cum sucking warthog can be found in the Savannah. Cum-sucking warthogs prefer to be nocturnal, because at night is when you can rape all dem babies.
by VirtualFlames June 05, 2016
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suck dick paradox

When someone sucks a dick to change something in the past, and sucked the dick to not suck dick in the first place.
I sucked a dick so to change my past, so I sucked the dick to unsuck the dick. Hence the suck dick paradox.
by mick nullen August 07, 2021
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dick sucking sisters

it is when 2 people suck the same dick/balls. so you become dick sucking sisters.
“omg did suck treys dick, me too, we r dick sucking sisters.”
by brookelovestrey June 09, 2022
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suck the septic tank

Two meanings:

1:A person 'drug addict' that would do anything for a hit/high.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Meaning everyone goes to the toilet, so perhaps someone had drugs In there system.

2:a person who uses sexual acts as a way to get through life.
1:
"He'd suck the septic tank if he could"

"Have you seen that guys mum, so feral she'd suck the septic tank if she could!"

2:
"How did she get that promotion? Don't worry she'd suck the septic tank if it meant getting ahead"
by Enzothegift February 09, 2014
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