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after school special

a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college
The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation were filled with binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after school special would end.
by Elliott October 4, 2006
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Roto-Rooter Special

Examining her pipes, clearin 'em out and leavin 'em open - all for the low, low price of ___________ (insert ungodly demands here).
"Awww damn girl... Got my back hurtin' - ahh it's all in a days work though. Got that money for me, ho? What? Bitch, it's the Roto-Rooter Special, you'd best pay the bill and smile."
by Corndawg 'N' Fries October 5, 2004
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The Jeffrey Dahmer Special

A delicious sandwich consisting of head cheese, salami, ham, and any other meat imaginable

Can also be a pizza with extra meat and sauce
I was starving after a night of drinking and buttsex with my girlfriend, so I ordered two pizzas. A plain cheese for her and The Jeffrey Dahmer Special for me.
by BaloneyMeatz April 3, 2011
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saterday night special

A cheap pistol comonly purchased from gangsters and mexicans in back allies. It is worthless for anything except bar fights and back fires.
Dude why'd you get a saterday night special.
by EAO February 12, 2008
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Brown bag special

the act of shitting in a bag and ringing someones door and slapping them in the face with it profusely and then when the shits everywhere kick them in the stomach and haul ass
LOL look at that loser who just got a brown bag special or we're gunna go to *name*'s house and give them a brown bag special
by sean May 18, 2003
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Bob Barker Special

The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it for several hours then beat their vagina with the frozen shit condom.
Oh damn, I heard Justin gave his girl, Ashley, a Bob Barker Special last night.
by betty489 June 2, 2010
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After school special

Something your Sister gives you before your parents get home from work.
Named after the infamous after school specials your parents used as a babysitter
by MC Menses December 2, 2004
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