Two Mice in a Warm Sock

Balls.

I sat down on the toilet seat at an odd angle and I hurt my two mice in a warm sock.

by Jaydub1001 March 23, 2011

Rock 'em Sock 'em

A sexual act in which you are nailing a chick missionary style without a condom, and just as you are about to cum you scream, "I'm CUMMING!" Just as you blast your wad, you elbow drop the girl in the face, knocking her out cold. You then run like hell.

"Dude, remember that chick who was drunk at the party last night?"

"Yeah, I remember her. Did you nail her?"

"Hell yes, man, I gave her the Rock 'em Sock 'em! She won't remember who knocked her up!"

by Croi Dhubh January 27, 2010

Pink grippy sock

Someone who does anal kegels that also has a pink sock

I told this man at the bar I had a pink grippy sock, he was so confused

by Pink grippy sock September 5, 2022

get your socks wet

The term and/or phrase to get your socks wet means to partake in sexual actions for the first time of that day referring to when you step in water for the first time and your socks are wet for the rest of the day after that therefore you can only get your socks wet once a day. The wetter the socks, the better the sexual encounter was.

man one- Hey homie did you get your socks wet?
man two Dude. Soaked.

by FxHawk1567 March 6, 2019

When Mom finds the poop sock

A devastating event in which your mother finds the sock that you use when you are out of toilet paper and you have to take a SHIT. The poop sock is a sock that you shit in when you dont have toilet paper

When mom finds the poop sock is exactly what it sounds like

John - Dude, my life is fucking over

Connor - Let me guess, your mom found the poop sock when you ran out of toilet paper again?

by skywar1514 January 22, 2020

Sam House's socks of win

Socks which are incomprehensibly win.

Sam your socks...they're SO WIN

Sam what sort of win were you on when you bought those socks?

Hae you seen Sam House's socks of win? They are!

by The original FailBoy July 16, 2010

Sitting out of one's socks

Nuttin' in one's sock.
Usually a last resort when one does not have a condom, toilet paper or just somewhere else to blow the load. Or when the person is too fucking lazy.

"I walked in on Adam and he was sitting out of his socks watching midget porn."
"Sitting out of one's socks is fucking nasty, dude."

by D4rkManX August 3, 2017