git salad

When you trap a bunch of gits into an empty pool, then throw lettuce, cucumbers, and other salad necessities on to the patrons.

I would make a git salad out of that kid, tomatoes and all.

by Chris Lauer July 25, 2016

shlop salad

When whatever you are doing or attempt to do become a buttfucking mess.(aka a total shit show)
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.

When your retard friend makes a shlop salad out of your plans.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.

by EXC DOGIICHEESE July 24, 2016

Tuna tossed salad

When a man ejaculates semen on a woman's anus and then proceed's to eat it out.

After Steve finished on Marry's anus he proceeded to give her a tuna tossed salad.

by Maptain_R July 21, 2016

Salad

The state in which Houston in located. (There is no abbreviation for Salad, it is just Salad.)

I go to Salad to see Houston.

by Fredisnotdead January 26, 2018

Toss my salad

Eat a pussy dry

Troy tossed Claires salad
Troy can you toss my salad

by Troyjon05 February 1, 2018

Soup and Salad

One person is taking a shit, someone else comes in (really hungover) needing to vomit. The shitter spreads his or her legs and the vomiter hits the hole.

I just wanted to take a shit, but when Leah came in we had to soup and salad

by Robert Worden May 5, 2018

Salads

Pubic hairs.

When the pubic hairs of a male and female are touching each other during sex it's considered "making a salad".

P ranked my friend by rubbing his tooth brush on my crotch and I didn't bother removing the salads.

by KCThatDude January 30, 2017