Gay Pirates

When two non-binary pirates scream about how much they are obsessed with one another and argue about how stunning the other one is.

Li: OMG YOUR STUNNING TIMES INFINITY LIKE PLS BE MY SIREN AND LURE ME IN WITH YOUR VOICE
Mia: OMG NO YOU YOUR STUNNINGER TIMES A GABILLION ZILLION MILLION TIMES INFINITY ILL SING FOR YOU SO YOU COME TO ME <3
Li: WE ARE GONNA BE HOT PIRATES TOGETHER
Mia: YES OMG WE ARE GAY PIRATES

by Callingallbarbz July 12, 2021

pirate circus

When a woman is the center of a gang bang and at least one guy finishes in every hole.

That girl is the kind of freak I'd like to take to a pirate circus.

by Satinstains January 3, 2020

Pirate

Older name for a Pastafarian. Commonly confused with Anti-ninjas, which is wrong, because ninja are Pastafarian too. There are even ninja-pirates. Not to be confused with pirate-ninja though, they are something entirely different.

Real Pirate: "Arrr, Hail the pasta!"

by direwolf December 3, 2014

pulling a pirate software

The acting on stream of looking up the solution to a puzzle in a video game and then pretending you solved it yourself

Man, DSP totally was pulling a pirate software in that color puzzle in tormented souls 2 yesterday

by Gooncaveman November 2, 2025

pirates

volleyball players

There be baby pirates at the beach

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 18, 2023

Pirate eye

When someone farts in your eye and gives you pink eye. You have to wear an eye patch.

People are like: “Oh, shit, that girl got pirate eye! Back da fuhhk up!”, y’know what I’m sayin? y’know what I’m sayin?
KathleenLights JessiSmiles

by Phantom of the Megaplex February 24, 2018

yohole pirate

a term describing one who enters someones vagina or ass-hole for the first time, therefore claiming that spot as their own. for alternate uses, please see yohole

dude, guess what...
what?
i fucked my girlfriend last night!
no way!
yes way!
dude...you're a yohole pirate!

by shaggyurbomb January 3, 2008