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one beer wilson 

somebody who is a pussy ass drinker. ya know? that one guy who just can't handle his booze and just embarrasses you at parties and shit. and yet they always talk trash about drinking more than you.

could also describe somebody who is probably a virgin yet they always brag about how they fuck more bitches than you.
"whew, i don't about you guys, but i'm pretty buzzed off this mike's hard bros!"

"okay, one beer wilson"

or

"look at this faggot throwing up everywhere...he had like half a newcastle"

"yea, he's a real one beer wilson"

one in the hangar 

Aviator speak for pregnant; synonymous with the phrase "one in the oven" but used for people who speak pilot.
My wife's got one in the hangar.

One Wipe Wonder 

A poop that only requires one wipe to fully clean
Person1: I have an appointment in 5 minutes but I really have to crap!

Person2: Go quick! Hopefully it will be a one wipe wonder
One Wipe Wonder by Evered June 2, 2014

One firm cat 

A really cool dude who gets his swole on super hard at the gym.
That dude squatting is one firm cat.
One firm cat by 12345one June 26, 2014
To exceed someones expectations

To add something extra to make something better than the usual
I'm going to one up everyone on this assignment!
One up by Dansysk October 10, 2014

One Inch Punch 

Much like the one inch punch by Bruce Lee amazes people, as an adjective it means a person with a small penis who is amazing with it despite his size
Susan: You are a one inch punch.

Joe: What?!

Susan: Despite your size you are amazng in bed.

Joe: It's not about the size of the boat but the flow of the motions

one up-one down 

a new word for so-so
when you want to be cool and are asked the question of how you are doing, you can answer one up-one down, instead of the ubiquitous so-so